The Family’s All Here!
The Family’s All Here!
You know how hard it is to bind D sized tits?!
Like, it’s like trying to stuff an elephant into a Glad bag. I practically have to wear my binder, and six shirts to make my chest flat. That’s like, death in 105 degree weather.
Someone trade their tits with me. Please. Oh, and their penis. I can trade that too.
Man I seriously wish that was possible. Transgenders could donate their unwanted nethers, and help other transgenders.
Why do some religious people have to be so god damned dense? I mean really, really dense.
Using Sleipnir as a justification for your ThorxLoki shit is foolish and retarded. That is all.
Don’t you really just hate it when people pretend to be knowledgable about the Norse Gods, just because they watched Thor and The Avengers? Yeah, it’s pretty sickening. Don’t you think it’s even worse when they pair Loki and Thor together for superkawaiiyaoifuntime? Me too! Hey, we’re all on the same page here, which is great.
You yaoifags are disgusting.
A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.
Walrus: pussy at heart
Awwww Walrus D:
I’m not sure if everyone is aware of this, but ESPN is hosting the X-Games the same time the con is going on. This is a huge safety concern because there’s going to be alcohol, and men, and alcohol addled men doing dumb shit, and there’s going to be plenty of half naked…
HOLY SHIT THERE’S GOING TO BE MEN THERE????
THE WORLD IS ENDING.
The way this post is worded is kinda ridiculous but having attended a con that was right next to a red bull publicity stunt event? Yeah, things can get kinda intense. And it’s not just the drunkies coppin’ a feel you need to worry about. Keep an eye on your personal belongings. This means wallets, bags, props, art, etc. People like to trash and steal stuff in crowds in general. That was our biggest problem, and happens at conventions even without multiple events happening at once.
I think the problem with the men will be the female cosplayers. With added security it shouldn’t be a problem though. However, the best advice you can give is don’t wear skimpy outfits? And if you do, expect the attention.
“I kind of have a huge crush on Benny. My only wish for New Vegas was that there was a “take over Vegas with Benny” option.”
yeaaahh same :< <3
You know you actually can! You just have to save him from the Legion and get out alive, and then you and Benny can live happily ever after!
This is fucking glorious.
I think we need some cute animals to balance the finale out.